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Thank you

A special note to the hackers altering our promotional videos (to the left).  We have more important things to do than to keep reediting and removing your work so we're going to save both of us time and money. We'll keep your handiwork up. People can watch and see your work as the amateurish drivel it is. At SynOrganics, we're proud of our work. We're proud of what we do. And no amount of manufactured "found footage" that you create will discredit us. A tip of the hat to your persistence but it is all for naught. We're not going anywhere. 
                                                                        Randall G. Hansbrough
                                                                        Director of Public Relations